Look! Aren't they so pretty? In my (so not) secret shoe fetish fantasy world they are soft and comfortable because they're flat and made of fabric, and so sharp and kicky because of the exciting printed pattern. I must have them. This time it's love.
As Colleen mentioned, we're big on meat around here. You'll soon see that we're also BIG on shoes. Sometimes even the same shoes, which can create unpleasant competition and Rochambeau tournaments in the aisle of Loehmann's Shoes.
Fortunately in this case we're spared the pain of shoe envy. They come in nine patterns, each one prettier than the next. I'm sure I can relinquish one of them to Colleen. I'll even let her pick first. But next time we go out, I get the last bite of proscuitto.