Through fancy data-gathering programs like Google Analytics, we get to see the keyword searches people use to land on our blog.
Some of the search strings are pretty incomprehensible, like:
- clover mascot for japan bank
- the clover's food
- tramp driver and responsibliity
Some people are meant to be here. For the folks who searched for the following: welcome home!
- Bespoke stationery and San Francisco
- Dolly Parton Halloween costume
- wishbone menu cards (tell us if you find some!)
- "I love underwear"
- "john mayer is a tool"
- "adam levine" + herpes
- old timey square patent leather look handbag
And some of you should continue on your way. It's unlikely we can provide much help for the people who searched for:
- oral rape
- day rape
- gay wc
- Tia Carrere
Good luck with that!