Through fancy data-gathering programs like Google Analytics, we get to see the keyword searches people use to land on our blog.
The top Google search that'll get you here is "Jen secret love nest." Apparently lots of people got the same call as cat. Search for "burned hair" on Google, and this post is the fifth hit.
Some of the search strings are pretty incomprehensible, like:
- clover mascot for japan bank
- the clover's food
- tramp driver and responsibliity
Some people are meant to be here. For the folks who searched for the following: welcome home!
- Bespoke stationery and San Francisco
- Dolly Parton Halloween costume
- wishbone menu cards (tell us if you find some!)
- "I love underwear"
- "john mayer is a tool"
- "adam levine" + herpes
- old timey square patent leather look handbag
And some of you should continue on your way. It's unlikely we can provide much help for the people who searched for:
- oral rape
- day rape
- gay wc
- Tia Carrere
Good luck with that!
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