Destination: the office
Fare: $17
Conversation Gold
Driver: You see that woman over there? Under the tree? Wearing sunglasses?
Me: Yes.
Driver: You think she has magical powers?
Me: Huh?
Driver: You think she could look at us and flip over the cab, with her powers?
Me: Do you think she has magical powers and could flip over the cab?
Driver: (thinks for a while) Yes.
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Driver: Sing me a song!
Me: No.
Driver: Sing me a song!
Me: Why?
Driver: Exchange. I drive you, you sing song.
Me: How about you drive me, I pay you?
Driver: I could have taken you other route. Other route $25. I use all of my bag of tricks, take you $17 route. YOU. SING. SONG.
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