They also don't offer it to me at parties. Clearly I come off as a narc or something.
Maybe it just comes across that I have a high threshold of cleanliness for ingestibles. I've always been grossed out by the idea of putting something on a toilet seat and then sucking it into my body along with everyone's ass cooties. Ick.
Still, it would be nice to be asked once in a while. At least when the party is at my house, you know?