Ralph Nader is a Sith Lord and lured Matt to his certain self-destruction with the tempting power of the dark side of The Green. This is exactly as the brilliant George Lucas prophesied in Star Wars III, Revenge of the Sith.
Oh, you want more evidence?
Which one is Matt, which one is Anakin?
Even close relatives and friends have a hard time telling them apart.
And then there is Chancellor Palpably Nader.
I know! The similarities give me chills, too.
And now it's clear that Nader really is trying to kill Obama, or rather his chance to be President.
(Note to Nader: Dude, I know how it worked it the movie, but I would not mess with MACE WINDU!!!)
Yes! Matt is secretly in love with the Senator and wants to use the power of The Green to keep her presidential chances alive forever.
Only one man can stop Matt Gonzalez. Help me Mayor McHottie, you're my only hope!