A stripper, people. As in dancing on a stage, around a pole, in white patent leather or clear plastic, five-inch platforms.
Stuart Weitzman drama aside, you're telling me she couldn't rummage through her closet and pull out something with a little height that matched her leopard skin negligee? They're called STRIPPER HEELS, for Pete's sake.
Diablo, if ever there was a night to show off your "runway" walking skills (and not look stumpy) this was it.