It's no secret I have a thing for Maks Chmerkovskiy. I have plenty of company -- shoot, he's freaking hot. I got your exhibit A right here:
He could teach any woman a thing or two about hair removal - and yet, still scruffy. Rawr!
Over the years, Chief has developed his own DWTS fan club, which includes Edyta and that little blond girl who's also a country singer. The one with the brother who got dumped by the skanky older chick from American Pie.
Yeah, right, Julianne.
Edyta's endless legs, and the potential that Julianne would repeat her adorable Naughty Nazi costume, were enough to convince Chief to keep me company on the TV watching sofa about half the time. But this season he'll be glued to the screen at my side because of a certain FOM (Friend of Madonna).
Chief has a thing for pale skin, dark hair and blue eyes, and Maks' partner this season, Debi Mazar, is a classic example of this look.
Debi's a pistol, and I'm quite pleased with the prospect of our side-by-side oogling. Her makeup always kicks ass, too.
No, it's not going out and doing ballroom dancing ourselves, but it's a damn sight more exciting than playing bridge or watching sports!