Dear Bird: I work in a real Snakepit of gossip and despair. You know, average corporate America. Anyhoo, two Snakepit coworkers - he's a Divorced Lecher, and she's an Older Uptight Religious Conservative Lady - dated for a while, he broke her heart, they broke up and now they make believe everything is cordial in the coffee room.
So far, so what.
But then, the Divorced Lecher turned his "charms" to the Young Cute Perky Girl in the office. Inevitably she fell for him, and now they are dating.
Again, so what, right? Except...the Cute Girl works for the Older Lady.
Now everyone at Snakepit knows, except for the Older Lady, and I feel sorry for her. Should I tell her? If so, how?
The Bird Responds: How dare you bother me with such inconsequential nonsense? No one - NO ONE - cares about these losers. They deserve each other. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.