While you're there, you can also read the post I wrote about Sarah Palin hosting an open house at the Alaskan Governor's Mansion. That one really upset the conservatives. Over 200 comments (and counting) declaring that I am evil, a bad writer and deserving of punishments that I have to believe Jesus would not endorse.
Sadly, you won't see my post about decorating your tree with sexy Pornaments. It was declared too mature for the audience, and had to come down.
Maybe it was too racy for AOL, but it's too funny to leave unpublished. I mean, imagine if Rankin Bass ever did a Christmas Porno: Santa Claus is Cumming...All Over Frosty!
Obviously a snowman getting a blow snow job is NSFW, ditto priapic elves, boobilicious wreaths and doggy-style gingerbread. Enjoy!