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Mental Spring Cleaning

Today I:

• returned two overdue videos
• returned one waaaaay overdue book
• mailed in three Netflix videos I've had for a month
• paid my wireless bill
• bought stamps
• did lots of actual work at work (imagine!)
• walked 30 blocks
• hopped around on a trampoline for an hour in cardio-lates

And listen up: it was a long time coming.

And Yet

This is perhaps more our speed:

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Because We Need It

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How To Give Yourself An Injection (in 15 Steps)

1. Suffer.
2. Remove injection kit from cabinet.
3. Place it in another room.
4. Wait.

Friday Irrational Fears

Cat

• is afraid that she will not find the Barry Manilow presale code for his February 2008 show in San Jose (and yet she did).

Colleen

• is afraid that dead mice lurk at the bottom of bulk peanut butter barrels.
• is afraid that she will hit her head and die in her apartment; while co-workers and friends wonder about her whereabouts, the neighbor's cats will sneak in and feed on her eyeballs. Like Liz Lemon, but with worse hair.