Cabbie: What's that?
Me: Tartine. A bakery. They're in a lot of tourist guides.
Cabbie: They're waiting in that line for a croissant? Oh, Jesus Christ.
Cabbie: I just got back from Iowa.
Me: Oh yeah?
Cabbie: I brought up my daughters there. They bring their kids back every year for the parade. We never miss that chickenshit parade.
Me: Sounds like fun.
Cabbie: Iowa. Sure are a lot of fatasses out there.