Destination: An Indian restaurant in the Tenderloin
On the subject of my destination:
"Larkin Street? No, you don't want to go there, unless you're picking up a tranny prostitute or a 20 rock. Or both, I don't know how you swing."
On the subject of New England life versus California:
"Snow is a novelty until someone hands you a shovel. I'm like 'Where the hell do you plug this thing in?'"
On the subject of Indian cuisine:
"Spicy food is the gift that keeps on giving. I just want a meal, not a legacy."