Oh, Tim Gunn. I wish you would come over, sort through my endless pairs of ill-fitting black pants and impose order on my life, while Veronica Webb culls the tangle of stretched out lace and satin in my bra drawer. Show me how to wear a belt! Give me an expensive "quality" hand bag! Teach me to make sane decisions in the dressing room.
Naturally I fear the scrutiny, but how I envy the well tailored calm of the women you've brought around to the tasteful side with your caring, thoughtful guidance. Plus you care so much about them!
You're a big softie, you fairy godfather.
Recent Comments